Horse Racing Corny Jokes and Humor: A Hooful of Laughs

Are you ready for a neigh-borhood of horse racing corny jokes and humor that will have you galloping with laughter? We've rounded up a herd of funny jokes to keep you entertained at the races or anywhere else. From puns to one-liners, we've got you covered. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy a good chuckle!

Horse Racing Corny Jokes and Humor

by S.L. Sherbert

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	195 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	22 pages
Lending	:	Enabled
Hardcover	:	94 pages
Item Weight	:	9.5 ounces
Dimensions	:	5.5 x 0.38 x 8.5 inches

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Horse Racing Puns

• What do you call a horse with no legs? A stable joke!
• What do you call a horse that's always in trouble? A neigh-borhood bully!
• What do you call a horse that loves to gamble? A betting thoroughbred!
• What do you call a horse that's always late? A slow-poke!
• What do you call a horse that's always getting into fights? A stable brawler!

Horse Racing One-Liners

• What's the difference between a horse and a zebra? A zebra has a black-and-white suit, but a horse wears a brown suit!
• Why did the horse cross the road? To get to the other neigh-borhood!
• What do you call a horse that's always hungry? A neigh-borexic!
• What do you call a horse that's always tired? A neigh-rgetic!
• What do you call a horse that's always happy? A neigh-borly!

Horse Racing Jokes

Joke 1:
Why did the jockey wear a helmet? Because he didn't want to get a head injury!

Joke 2:
What do you call a horse that can't stop running? A thoroughbred treadmill!

Joke 3:
Why did the horse get lost? Because it couldn't read a neigh-vigation system!

Joke 4:
What do you call a horse that's always getting sick? A neigh-septic!

Joke 5:
What do you call a horse that's always getting into trouble? A neigh-borhood menace!

Horse Racing Humor

Knock-Knock Joke:
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Neigh-bor!
Neigh-bor who?
Neigh-bor gonna win the race!

Funny Story:
A man walks into a bar and sees a horse sitting at the counter. The man asks the bartender, "What's with the horse?" The bartender replies, "That's no ordinary horse. That's a talking horse!" The man is amazed and asks the horse, "Can you really talk?" The horse nods and says, "Yes, I can talk. And I'm a very good singer too." The man is even more amazed and says, "I've never heard of a singing horse before. Can you sing me a song?" The horse nods and starts to sing, "I'm a little neigh-borly, short and stout, here is my neigh-borhood, here is my spout..."

We hope you enjoyed our collection of horse racing corny jokes and humor. Next time you're at the races or just need a good laugh, be sure to come back and visit our neigh-borhood of funny jokes!

Horse Racing Corny Jokes and Humor

by S.L. Sherbert

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	195 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	22 pages
Lending	:	Enabled
Hardcover	:	94 pages
Item Weight	:	9.5 ounces
Dimensions	:	5.5 x 0.38 x 8.5 inches

FREE